iii, ikm

Writer's Block: Children of the sun

How do you think aliens would regard our society? If an alien ship landed in your backyard, would you run away or bring a bundt cake?

i'm pretty sure that the aliens would love and want to party with the united states, but would more than likely hate the rest of the world and want to incinerate it with extreme prejudice, so through guilt by association we would be incinerated too. so, thanks a bunch for the destruction of the human race people from rest of the world. way to ruin everything...
iii, ikm

Writer's Block: Time in a bottle

If you could eliminate all the calendars, clocks, and measurements of time, how would it change your life? How about the world?

it would probably be a giant clusterfuck.

person a: hey, i was wondering if you would like to grab a bite to eat with me?

person
b: sure! when would you like to go?

person a: what is this "when"
thing you speak of? are you retarded are something? forget it, i'm going home.

person
b: (sobs uncontrollably)